Wednesday, September 3, 2014

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

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b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

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Kill Bill (2001)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014
People don’t like you, honey, that’s a good sign
Most people don’t know nothing but opinions
Very few find the facts
You keep trying to make them all side with you
You’re gonna waste all your time
Because you can’t get ‘em, shouldn’t want ‘em, don’t need ‘em
So move on, be righteous and relax
Fiona Apple from an interview with Rolling Stone  (via aminaabramovic)

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blasianxbri:

saturnineaqua:

panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

go with white, they dont hire black folks either

Yup. 

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